Report by Hector Fridge

I received a call from a lovely person, they were eating fish. I was busy washing my cardigan in a goats intestine. Gloucester microwaves are good for Elvis to watch many outstanding poetry based heavy metal bands on TV. My favourite cup of bovril was once a chinaman that changed into a ventriliquist dummy called Megan. The car wash is on, but the onions are too firm for my garage door.

Report by anon

Male calling to speak to female of the house about an issue which has affected her bank account. I hung up.

Report by bazza

ring virtually daily and if I answer they cut call off pain in the rear

Report by Anonym

Female called last 2 nights at same time asked for husband by name. Wouldn't leave message and didnt answer when number called back.